Why does a man wake up with morning glory every morning?

It's to stop him peeing in the bed

Why does a man wake up with morning glory every morning?
Because you are not masturbating.
Reply:Because thats when the flower comes out...in the morning!!!
Reply:its bad if your dying for a piss and the b0ner is full on, have to wait a while incase you piss up the walls
Reply:Because I need to urinate asap... Nothing sexual involved as your penis often has a life of its own!
Reply:Good dreams.
Reply:Because boys will be boys.
Reply:because they need to piss, once my boyfriend wake up with and erection while he was sleeping at mines....i started to stroke it but he got angry coz he needed to pee...
Reply:not sure but i snapped the head off it this morning so no more random raises today!!
Reply:i thought it was to help get the duvet off
Reply:good dreams
Reply:because of sweet as* dreams. that are much better than daily life.
Reply:because he has been having naughty dreams about someone he shouldnt.
Reply:It means he's healthy, it may have something to do with the body pumping blood throughout the body to get it moving after a long night of sleep, and the penis of course, would benefit from this as well. Don't quote me on this though, it's just what I'm speculating.
Reply:Why not? It makes for a good conversation piece.
Reply:It's called morning wood.





It happens because men are horny as hell....
Reply:I dunno but it really bugs me!





As weird as that sounds, nothing worse than the alarm going off at 5am and your pi**ed off about getting up and your hubby is cuddling you with what feels like a rod pressing on your back.





Aaaarrgggh it just feels too sexual when i'm feeling so tired and angry!
Reply:Awake and ready for action....
Reply:just normal.
Reply:Its so they dont fall out of bed .
Reply:because he has to pee, and thats the way the body holds it back so he dont pee the bed.
Reply:I have heard a saying for ladies, "Never marry a man who does not wake up in the morning with an erection." That says it all.
Reply:Because i need a piss


having a hard on acts like a valve to stop me pissing the bed


unless im rotten drunk